If women ruled the world....

If women ruled the word...

We would never get into wars.
Actually, we would, but they would be predictable. They would occur once a month and last 5 to 7 days. Mostly, these wars would consist of slapping and name calling.

The economy would be based on shoes.
Whichever country had the most shoes would be the most powerful. After all, the more shoes you have, the more you can accessorize, the more you accessorize, the better you look, the better look, the more attention you get, the more attention you get... Well, thats just GOOD!

No nuclear weapons.
I promise you that. Why would we ever develop nuclear weapons when we have things to cure like cancer, austism, and monthly cramps!

Thanksgiving would be delicious.
Chocolate fountains galore! Chocolate covered everything! Forget the dry turkey! I'mm talking light salads and delicious desserts! Oh, also, mashed potatoes. Lots and lots and lots of mashed potatoes. Maybe even chocolate gravy......

Mothering would be a profession.
Well, this ones a little obvious. But seriously, every child you had would earn you a small fortune and lets just say, that if you had more than ten, you would pretty much be a CEO.

Life would be like a soap opera.
Isn't that what most people want anyway? There life to be as dramatic as physically possible? Well, if women ruled the world, trust, me, this place would be VERY dramatic.

It would be completely okay for women to be overweight.
Being overweight would be attractive! No one would have to be deathly skinny! Not even the men. The men would have to be very ripped to be attractive though. They would have to starve themselves of all of life's delicious treats, spend hours a day trying to keep themselves looking good, and constantly have to check themselves out in a mirror to make sure they are skinny and toned enough to get a date that weekend.

These are just a few of the ways this world would be different. Really, the world would be completely OPPOSITE of what it is now... thats sorta hard to picture.